If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

No freedom is absolute.

Revealing classified information

Insurrection

Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Terroristic threats

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

Fraud

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Trade secrets

Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Perjury

HIPAA violations

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Revenge porn

Conspiracy

Child pornography

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If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

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